Dear Dr. John H. Watson
We would like to personally invite you to the Conference for Significant Others of Self-Destructive Geniuses. This private affair will consist of various tutorials, discussion groups, counseling services, and seminars as well as a host of professionals in a large range of fields including but not limited to:
Tips and Tricks for Basic Care
Dealing with Genius-level Boredom
Encouraging and Interpreting Emotion and Sentiment
Aid in Confronting Childhood Experiences
Social and Professional Conduct Education
Accepting Physical Limitations
Controlling Addictions and Bad Behaviors
These are just a few of the topics offered at our Conference. Our goal is to assist in giving your colleges, friends, and significant others the things they need that they themselves are unable to obtain. Reservations for accommodations will be made available and all detailed information is given in the enclosed documentation.
We are looking forward to your attendance.
Chairwoman of SOS-G